THICK RICHARD – A PROFILE
June 17th, 2005 by rui
Thick Richard are not a religious organisation.
Thick Richard will not use G.M. Products, Canned Laughter or Tip-X.
Thick Richard can not remember 1998 or the first half of 1999.
Thick Richard know where you live.
Thick Richard can not spell their own names.
Thick Richard will not help you loose weight as part of a calorie controlled diet and may contain traces of nut or nut oil.
Thick Richard saw nothing!
No solid evidence exists relating Thick Richard to the deaths of any television personalities in the past four years.
Thick Richard will not change your life for the better.
Thick Richard deny all the above information to be true.
