The Bored Housewives – Artist profile
July 3rd, 2006 by rui
WHO ARE THE BORED HOUSEWIVES?
It all began up in the attic one day, while Mrs Greenwood, and Mrs Plunkett-Blake were searcing for old cakes, and vintage underwear to contribute to a fund raising event for some new ‘toilets’ at the local school. Mrs Greenwood chanced upon a batch of 7″ records from her mispent youth, a couple of spiral tribe flyers, and a pair of silver boots. Mrs Plunkett Smith tripped over a ‘tribal energy’ back drop painted in dayglo paints, and a pair of gold tights.
Something just ‘shot’ off in the left side of our brains at the same time. We got on the phone, compared notes, and decided that the calling was too strong to hide at the back of the larder behind those out of date button mushrooms.
‘The Bored Housewives’ are missionaries of modern motherdom, ‘winners’ not ‘desperate’ and here to save the U>K’s new generation of ‘it’ Mums, to help them to ‘blow off some steam’, without the use of an “iron’…
Life is short and so is your ‘temper’ these days!.
The ‘Bored Housewives’ will whisk you into a frenzy of frothy cappucino inspired fantasy, trigger off past memories by playing your favourite records from those illicit times behind the bike sheds, remind you of your old ‘rancid’ barnets, and those terrible ‘slash ‘n’ burn’ make-techniques (twilight teaser).
Breast is best and we’re all for it, but we are going to get your wobbly flabby butt back into shape – and get you back to that fresh dewy model you still are inside!
If your only high of recent has been a triple espresso down at the 1′Oclock club, then you really do need our help….
We call is MAMARCHY!
