Jacquamore
July 9th, 2007 by sparky
"The Mozart Effect" is a term coined by Alfred A. Tomatis for the increase in brain development that occurs when you listen to the music of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Jacquamore’s pioneering research into this field has shown that the beneficial effects of listening to classical music are doubled when it is amplified through a huge soundsystem in a big field and carefully selected by a dark haired vixen-woman dressed in outrageous haute couture. The iconoclastic, one-of-a-kind classical DJ (and eminent doctor) Jacquamore is dressed to kill as she pounces, cat-like, onto the decks, unleashing a stream of baroque arias that will make lava flow out of your heart, wrench tears of joy from your eyes, AND stimulate brain function. Her suave selection, beauteous sonority and recherché wardrobe is so dramatic it will make you feel like a
character in a black and white movie, furthermore, it is SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN to increase intelligence!
